'Meggings' anyone......?

Apparently the 'in' thing fashion-wise for men this Christmas are 'meggings'.....leggings for men. Hmmm....not sure on that one.....not sure I'd feel entirely comfortable with that one. Open to suggestions though....how about 'mights'....tights for men....or a 'bumper'....a long baggy jumper that covers your bum.......or 'fungaree'... a naughty crotchless version of that old favourite the dungaree. The possibilities are endless.......